My Mission

I figure the first post of any new blog should basically be one's mission statement. Therefore, my mission is this: to scream into the abyss whenever I feel like it, assuming that those who take some small modicum of interest in my life will read what I have to say and find some strange sort of pleasure in following my day-to-day. I hope to be amusing, uplifting, perhaps even hysterical on occasion. I in no way intend to bore or torture anyone, and I will do my best to refrain from beating my readers over the head with the drama and angst of my life. Keep in mind, even when you're the bug, the windshield will not win so long as you remember how to laugh.